| | For My Democratic Friends: "Please
accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere
. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these
greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself
or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." For My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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